And then, a Gorilla jumped out of the bushes...

Funny story.  Saturday, I went for a run on the trail near my house.  I was on my way back, and was on this uphill section.  I was chugging along, and starting to feel sorry for myself.  I was even thinking of walking for a minute or two.  I had my headphones on, but at a volume where I could still hear things around me, you know, so I could be aware of my surroundings.  {or so I thought}

I heard a thud behind me, turned and looked, only to see this lumbering toward me:

via gorillasuits.com

The following is what went through my mind in the span of 2 seconds:

What was that noise?

That's a gorilla.

That's a guy in a gorilla costume, that's weird.

He's coming at me....holy crap, he's coming at me!

Is he gonna attack me?  What do I do!?  

Oh my god, what if this dude in this gorilla costume tries to rape me!?  

Then, I said "Oh, God!" and he stopped.  Just when I was about to wet myself,  I realized he was laughing.  That's when I noticed the guy on the hill with a camera.  They both had a good laugh.  "Not cool!  Not cool!"  was my response.  He's lucky I didn't punch him in the face.

Yeah, so I got punked by a guy in a gorilla suit.  I'm probably gonna end up on you tube...you just watch.

The good news was, it gave me a little boost of adrenaline.  I didn't need to walk after that! 

Have you ever had anything like this happen?  What would you have done?